the basement yard is a podcast hosted by two childhood friends, joe santagato and frank alvarez. it’s the only podcast i listen to and very funny. it used to be hosted with a different guy named danny, but frankie replaces him starting episode 253 (“having sex with instruments”), which is where i started.
i got into the podcast after watching silly clips of joey and frankie on their tiktok, so i recommend you start there too (they probably have it on youtube as well?) for a sampler to see if you’ll like it. anyway, this is a list of parts that i found particularly funny and know i’ll want to come back to/show others!
to do
- go back to eps between 258 and 285 to find all “dat”s
- maybe add links?
“dat” (da cocaina)
THE FIRST ONE: 255 (49:30, 51:50)
- 258 (41:30, 42:20)
- (go back to eps between these two to make a record)
- 285 (43:23, 47:52)
- 287 (43:47)
- 289 (20:16, 31:37)
- 293 (51:43)
- 303 (36:26)
- 328 (58:15)
more
253→ (13:30) she was spanish at an early age and she would throw up always- (50:15) “what is a honey. smack”
259→ (44:50) poopsie slime surprise261→ (47:01) but your fucking head SUCKS262→ (38:10) cats vs dogs (the “what the fuck was that”)266→ (40:50) “do you think it’s spread of the moment????”- the part earlier in this episode about ballsack birdbath
269→ (1:45) theyre gonna burgle that dick + scat burglar- (50:00) “and the owl spoke english and was wise?!” “what are we talking about?!”
275→ i just remember it being funny to listen to while at my dermatologist appointment277→ (43:35) ted danson looks like a book278→ (1:01:35) breakin’ free282→ (12:15) “smooth as a rock star”- (14:10) “wet baby! wet!” “just fuckin covered in gel” “yeah! wet baby”
283→ (7:40) “kissES? MULTIPLE KISS?”285→ (1:47) “get dressed in my own sorrow”- (8:12) “quick thing: that sucks”
287→ (14:01) naming digimon- (27:30) the dates debacle
- (36:45) show and tell nail clipper “this sucks”
292→ (1:55) water cooler bubble- (1:05:35) “how do you itch a vagina” demonstration
299→ (23:24) “i like it their wings”- (50:09) “he looks like an old cat”
- some time earlier in the ep: frankie’s poop story
305→ (37:07) “you crushed on her like a crap”- this episode had a cute wholesome story about miles’ crush on lola bunny 😭
313→ (1:05:25) “that’s what i looked like coming out of my mother”318and321→ the entire episode.321(1:06:38) “guys think of things in terms of cool terms”
326→ (52:45) “it looks like there’s someone on the inside of their mouth tryna punch their way out”- (53:00) “but they rape.” “each other” “STILL BAD”
- (55:35) “and this dog… never moved” sjhs it makes me feel bad but it’s also funny
- (57:35) “because apparently shiny and swagger-filled mice are fuckable”
- (58:10) this whole fat balls conversation
327→ (11:20) “SPIT IT OUT FRANK”- 326 and 327 were particularly funny.
328→ (53:25) FRANKIE ALSO KNOWS THE TEAM ROCKET SONG BY HEART330→ (3:05) ember- (56:00) butt wetness
331→ (26:40) i like how frankie says “alright” here336→ (4:00) poop blood pee cum347→ (15:00) you just gave me that puss (and the ensuing wack pussy conversation)348→ (21:41) frankie’s rio spiel- hummingbird
- the big C cancer — the medium C chlamydia
353→ (10:27) this whole pirate thing440?→ (24:20) “you remember the push pop that was three?” “i do” “OH!!!!” “not a normal reaction”